Please Help me I am so lost/in an unreal situation!?

The other day I was having dinner by myself and had a little wine with it(2 glasses at very most). Three hours later, I swear it was this long, I had just received VERY upsetting news and decided on a whim to take a trip from LA to Santa Barbara. I did not feel any intoxication whatsoever at this point. I was devastated by the news I received which caused me to bawl my eyes out the entire way to SB. So I made it all the way to Santa Barbara and was pulled over for putting my blinker on too late before turning. The cop has me follow her finger, which I do fine. She has me get out of my vehicle and do all the sobriety tests. I walk the line and raise my foot and am completely competent throughout all of this. The male cop that is also there looks at her and says... she seems fine? And she kept looking at him to be the judge and he was like you're the one doing it? Anyway so then she asks if I will do the breathalyzer, which of course, I know that I am not drunk by any means, so I agree to. I end up blowing a .081. I am completely baffled and so is the male cop. The lady says I'm under arrest and puts me in her car. She then tells me I am allowed to do a blood test which I say I definitely want to do. I keep reading conflicting information about whether blood test will register lower BAC or not but my god I wasn't drunk it had been close to five hours since my wine at this point. So currently I am awaiting the results of the blood test and praying to jesus, buddah, just everybody that it comes back under .08. I am a full time college student that also works full time and I can't afford any of this or to tell my parents. The thought of them finding out causes me to want to immediately commit suicide. I would never be able to tell anyone this in real life. All I have been doing is researching everything there is to know about DUI cases/methods of suicide. If you had my parents you'd be in the same boat. I need help you guys please help me this is the worst thing that could've ever happened. I would never get in a car after being intoxicated.. So if my blood test comes back over .08, I'm opting for the Public Defender because like I said I work my constantly and all of my money goes to rent, food, gas and school. This wasn't a case of getting trashed at a club then jumping in my car without a second thought. I don't even party let alone hardly ever drink and I've never driven in the car with a drunk driver or been the driver. This was a situation where I rationally didn't at all suspect I was impaired by any means. I just turned 21 three months ago. I used to suffer from severe depression and it still creeps up on me once in a while and right now it's brought back all my suicidal thoughts. Please if you can help me or give me advice it could save my sanity and life.

Water intoxication question?

No. Too little water and headaches are not a sign of water intoxication. You can get a headache if the water is cooler than room temperature and your body has been in high temperature.

What is a good college major for someone with a criminal record (no felonies)?

America is the land of opportunity, and I still think you can pursue medicine even with your background. Think about what teachers you've built a good relationship with and ask them to write a letter of recommendation for you. Work on your colleges apps and essay this summer, as well as your resume. Volunteer and get out there! Show your leadership! It's not too late to pursue pre-medicine classes, or if you want, you can pursue any major you want and later apply to med school if you're sure you want to pursue it!

Background check for guns?

Unless you have a felony conviction or domestic violence or narcotics abuse history, most likely will be approved to purchase a firearm. Commitment to a mental health facility will also make you non eligible to purchase a firearm. The fact that you are arrested for battery on a police officer may cause some problems, but you can argue that if it even came up.you technically were not convicted.

Since soda has carbonated water can you get water intoxication from it?

Yes, dumbass, and no let the term intoxication fool you, the key is "toxic" which is what happens as organs slowly shut down and your pwn piss poisons you.

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Interstate compact and probation violation?

I got a DUI in Nebraska in July 2009, and went on the interstate compact in Georgia. Last week I got a public intoxication ticket and am wondering how things will go. Will I be extradited back to Nebraska, or will I be able to serve my time in Georgia if that were to happen. I met my fiance here, and have a good job. If I were to go to NE id just come back to GA none the less. Will they accept this sort of plea to serve my Nebraska sentence in a Georgia jail?